16 August 2012

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Converts To Islam, Now Known As Mark Abu-bakar!

This amazing and highly interesting piece of information just landed in. Unofficial sources claim that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has made the decision to convert to Islam, and will henceforth be known as Mark Abu-bakar. The decision was made after the announcement from Facebook team yesterday that Facebook will be shutting down on October 2nd.

Mark Abu-bakar said:
I’ve been wanting to convert since a very long time. Yesterday, when we finally decided to shut down Facebook for 24 hours in October, i took some time out to think about what actually defines my life. I came to the conclusion that if there’s no Facebook, there’s no Mark Zuckerberg. That’s when it hit me. I was lucky that someone on Facebook had a web app for online conversion, so i went forward with it. Yes, its true. The app also posted a notification on my wall, you can check it out. May the lord be with you.

Mark Abu-bakar has also said that he now plans to take time off Facebook to concentrate on something that has a more positive outcome. He also hinted that Facebook headquarters might be shifted to Afghanistan as well.

When Apple CEO Steve Jobs was asked to comment on this, he said that he’s quite happy forAbu-bakar and he hopes that Facebook also merges with MicroApple to form MicroFaceApple. As a token of respect, an iPad Nano was shipped to Abu-bakar.

Mr.Sasube : Wallahualam..

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